Work ethic of a banana


Definition: A person whose entire purpose at a place of work (job) is to be counted as present and otherwise useless. Someone unwilling or incapable of doing work. Difficult to find (slippery) when sought out to do work. Tendencies include: blank stares, grunting, quitting a job on a bathroom break or smoke break, lack of brain and/or brain stem, stupid, long episodes of staring into it’s navel.

See also “warm body”

dancing banana

Banana cheering other people to do work